The whole school gathered in the hall this afternoon, to find out who stole our trophies. The suspects were marched in by our Community Police Officer, Abby, all loudly protesting their innocence. Voting had revealed Neve Maeditt to be the suspect most of us thought guilty, closely followed by Gloria Smansion. After a recap of the evidence and a drum roll, helpfully provided by the waiting children, Abby finally revealed the culprit. It was…
The evidence against her was undeniable. The sister of Ryan Giggs, she has spent her whole life in his shadow, her sporting talents never acknowledged. As a child, instead of being allowed to develop her footballing skills, she was forced to take part in dressmaking and other such activities. The only trophy she has ever won was a tiny one for sewing and she carries it around with her constantly. The police believe that jealousy over her brother’s many awards led to ‘trophy envy’ and a search of the huge black sports bag she constantly carries with her revealed many secrets.
She has now been arrested and taken away for questioning. Gloria Smansion is free to continue the search for her next
victim husband; Arfur Job has left to carry on with his dodgy building practices (we suggest you shut the door quickly if he ever knocks,); Charity has gone home to relax with her family and animals after the stress of this week; Robin Holmes is hoping to have a quiet life at his grannie’s from now on, safely away from police attention and Tulina Twirlinov has left to search for a role as a backing dancer in pantomime.
We have all had a great time investigating the crime. Hopefully our trophies will be safely back in their cabinet on Monday morning!